Tell me a lighthearted, shitty ex story

My ex gave me an extra pair of sunglasses he had in his car, and then took them back when he started cheating on me with his ex (to give them back to her)

He also would take the lovely frozen soughdough pizzas and nice bakery treats I'd buy him home, and I am pretty sure he was sharing them with her LOL 🤣🤣🤣

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One night I was getting somewhat fresh with my ex when it ended in total disaster. I grabbed his knob, thinking I'd wank him off a little but apparently, I was too rough and doing it wrong! Genuinely, I was put off touching a guy there for years but.... ladies talk. We talk sooo much! I found out through his later partner that he needed an operation because he wasn't cleaning right and his foreskin got stuck. All I want to say about that is, I'm just glad that never went anywhere near my lips! 😖😖

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