Since I'm trying out dating sites, I've noticed a recurring pattern

I’m terrible with that and then I finally super intimidated and not enough if I do swipe right and match. ITS TERRIFYING

Lmao Facebook opened a dating section & I joined a year ago outta curiosity. That's still the only online dating thing I've ever tried so I'm not experienced in that realm.. but I've noticed that I did the same when I was on it 😂 if the person was too pretty or too proper looking for me, I swiped no

You need to hang out with me. I will get you drunk enough to talk to strangers yet not so drunk that they have to baby sit you when you take them home. I will get you laid if you follow my step by step guide through your ear piece.

i can’t wait for you to find the love of your life on hinge 😌

You will only ever acheive as much as you allow yourself. Throw off your shackles and take whats yours!

*submits my sexy post shower application in*

Ok same. That sucks

oh shit she back at it again

I do that too