Guys, would you date a woman who enjoys burping and farting?

@Degbeme My friend's girlfriend does that often and takes pride in it lol.

@WendyLopez43 😅 I can`t say the wife takes pride in it, but she is good at it. 🤭

@Degbeme He says she'll let one rip and she'll have a big smile on her face! She also likes playing in mud lol.

@WendyLopez43 I can safely say the wife doesn`t play in mud. 😋

@Degbeme Haha, she is beautiful but nasty, like Princess Fiona from Shrek.

@WendyLopez43 That must be a shock to some.

@Degbeme Yep but that who she is and he accepts her for it.

@WendyLopez43 That is great. 🤗

@Degbeme Yep, if ogres were real, she'd make a great one haha!

@WendyLopez43 Well don`t tell anyone, but I really enjoyed those movies. 🤫

@Degbeme Me too, I wonder if Shrek would've married Fiona if she stayed human.

@WendyLopez43 hmmm.... probably not. 🤔

@Degbeme She'd still be nasty lol, just human. He liked her when he didn't know she was an ogre.

@WendyLopez43 That is true, I forgot about that.

@Degbeme Would be interesting to see what their kids look like lol.

@WendyLopez43 Didn`t they have three?

@Degbeme Yep.

@WendyLopez43 Also be interesting to see how the rest of the world reacts to a human woman being married to an ogre, everyone would only be scared of Shrek.

@WendyLopez43 Be no different than some of the things you see in Hollywood. 😬

@Degbeme LOL true, but yeah my friend is the only guy his girlfriend dated that accepted her for who she was. Guys thought she was hot until they learned about her farting and burping she said.

@WendyLopez43 He`s a keeper then. ;)

@Degbeme I went out to dinner with them and her constant burping weirded out the waitress lol.

@WendyLopez43 You were very brave going out to dinner with them. 😅

@Degbeme Yeah and that's not even the only thing, she let out a huge fart in the parking lot! She couldn't hold it.

@WendyLopez43 I hope you weren`t behind her. 🤭