Would you rather date the blind or the deaf?

@SkeetSkeet is that what it takes to make you love me? 🥺

@SW-User yes you're too functional

@SkeetSkeet they will never get a hard on ✝️

@SkeetSkeet smash my spine with a sledgehammer pls babe 🥺

@deadgerbil we've talked about penile implants

@SkeetSkeet I wonder if my shrimp could benefit,

@deadgerbil they have new devices that inflate your member to be like the throbing rod it was before, , ,

@SkeetSkeet our mating rituals will be restored in their full glory

@SkeetSkeet i had a paraplegic friend..