Comment and let people ship you

@FoxUnderPressure License needed for shipping as well, sorry.

@SW-User ☹️

@FoxUnderPressure Oh. Well I'm shipping you to the Dominican Republic or Florida. Your choice.

In return, you have to ship me to 🇬🇧.

(I like how people completely changed the premise of this post, lmao.)

@GeistInTheMachine I really have no idea what's going on..

@FoxUnderPressure OP meant that she wanted to pair people romantically.

(Shipping is a nerdy term for when fans of a show want two certain characters to be a couple.)

But most of us are using shipping in the literal sense, I.e. I want to be shipped/transported like a box in the mail or post to some other place.

@GeistInTheMachine Yes, I got that. I'm not quite as old as I look, young man 😏
I just don't understand why I'm not yet married. I responded to this post a whole 3 hours ago!

@GeistInTheMachine She's still looking for bae. Please define that for her as well.

@SW-User I'M SO OLD. HOW DO I TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF?

@FoxUnderPressure You didn't okay this site to track your cookies did you???? They're going to steal your recipes.

@SW-User I have no special sauce to protect. But I just gave someone my bank details so that they could authorise my payment of 1 gazillion dollars from an Egyptian prince.

@FoxUnderPressure Lmao!

It's not an age thing, beautiful. You just do not look like a typical nerd. (Which is not an bad thing either way.)

And how are you going to get married if you don't want a relationship with someone?

....Actually, never mind. I'm sure there are many married people not really in a relationship anymore, lol.

Sorry.. I shouldn't laugh at that.

Regardless, if you get married soon invite me to your wedding!

Because I've heard single women get jealous of the Bride, subconsciously, and so they are more open to giving single guys in attendance a chance, lmao.

@GeistInTheMachine Will you be my maid of honour?

@FoxUnderPressure Yes, ma'am, I will be processing that payment shortly.

(I've been told I look Arab, so Egyptian? Close enough, lmao)

@FoxUnderPressure Really flatterd, honestly, but Something tells me that would defeat the purpose of my endeavors..

I know. I'll be your husband's best man.

All the single women want to bang him, totally for sure!

@GeistInTheMachine We have still not found me a husband. It's been almost 4 hours.

@FoxUnderPressure Well, get on it! You're pretty, just do... Pretty girl stuff!

English Men will come running down the rural English countryside after you, at though they were recreating going over the top of a trench in WWI.

It's like, literally in their DNA.

@GeistInTheMachine It all sounds like so much work. I was led to believe that I just posted here and then voila! Instant romance. I shall be making some very unsavoury comments on TripAdvisor!

@FoxUnderPressure Tsk...

Lady, everyone knows that insta-romance only happens on Tinder.

@GeistInTheMachine This is the only reason I am here.

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@FoxUnderPressure Oh, you're a poet? We should share our poetry sometimes.

And I [i]think[/i] you are joking, but I hope you are, because SW isn't the healthiest place to find love.

But it does happen. I kind of know from experience.

My Ex from SW is English too, really great person!

I wish her the absolute best. She treated me REALLY well, especially compared to my last ex irl, ugh.

Kind of sad when your long-distance relationship was better/healthier than your more "normal" IRL one, but honestly that says more about the people involved more than the medium of the relationship.

@stratosranger Dude, don't out my Tinder profile to the normies!

@GeistInTheMachine Oh I totally hear you. I don't do the whole girlfriend/boyfriend thing online but I'm partial to a "special friendship". It's often far easier than a real life person in some regards.

@FoxUnderPressure Yeah, I know what you mean. I think that is a way healthier attitude to have than the online relationship thing. Doesn't tend to work, but in the end MOST relationships don't work.

I've been meditating on Zen and Detachment because I'm a bleeding heart hopeless romantic and it REALLY just leads to problems and holds me back in my life, because I get prone to getting onitis HARD and it sucks proper ass.

Bring on the android revolution or asexuality pills, please!!!