Comment and let people ship you

@zerofuks2give our siamese twinsome

@BettyBeez 🇩🇴

@GeistInTheMachine 😌

@Meggyboo I'd fuck me too

@Calen yes?

@SW-User what about my tiddies?

@Nanori @SW-User

Dude, NEVER forget the tiddies! For it is a sin.

@Nanori me and your tiddies can be friends but me and your butt are lovers.

@stratosranger Dude, don't out my Tinder profile to the normies!

@GeistInTheMachine Oh I totally hear you. I don't do the whole girlfriend/boyfriend thing online but I'm partial to a "special friendship". It's often far easier than a real life person in some regards.

@FoxUnderPressure Yeah, I know what you mean. I think that is a way healthier attitude to have than the online relationship thing. Doesn't tend to work, but in the end MOST relationships don't work.

I've been meditating on Zen and Detachment because I'm a bleeding heart hopeless romantic and it REALLY just leads to problems and holds me back in my life, because I get prone to getting onitis HARD and it sucks proper ass.

Bring on the android revolution or asexuality pills, please!!!

@SW-User @CountScrofula

@GeistInTheMachine damn 😱

@SW-User I'm sorry.

God protect you.

@SW-User youre so sweet🥺

@Selah So are you! My classy friend!

@Selah I'm shipping you with Nuno. He has kind eyes.

@ImRileyTheDog

@sarabi Omg... That's so freaking adorable.

I'm sorry, but If I genetically engineer a baby velociraptor, I am NOT sharing with anybody.

But I like you, so I'll compromise.

I'll let you have it and ship it to your house with timed, easy-open lock so it can greet you as soon as it arrives!

You're very welcome, my friend.

@GeistInTheMachine thank you. I like you too, weirdo grimlet

@sarabi Grimlet? 😂 Sounds cute.

Meh. Tried to find a rose or something but I couldn't and got bored, so here is a shark instead: 🦈.

It's a happy shark.

@Keepitsimple Happened to you too, huh?

@GeistInTheMachine Fortunately it’s none of my stuff…I’d be pissed! Did you have stuff on that truck?

@Thespis Last time someone shipped me off, I ended up in Stalingrad, and we all know how that fucking went.

@WaryWitchWandering yup, ive already accepted it though

@AllelujahHaptism nah… all is not lost

@WaryWitchWandering it might just be

@SW-User Wednesday, you're a good person.

@SW-User Aw, thanks 🤗

@SW-User 🤗

@RVLPreborn I thought you liked my voice

@PepsiColaP Only if you admit you missed me

@RVLPreborn Ew

@WaryWitchWandering do we match?

@VampireOfDesire you’re like a cruise ship and I’m a lil sailboat 🤣🥲

@WaryWitchWandering ill take that as a compliment 😁
But sailing sounds nice too

@Keeper only if you’re paying

@Keeper Simply put, you rock

@WaryWitchWandering Took me forever to clean all my stuff up out of the front yard yesterday. Plus it was raining and windy. Was having to chase stuff down the street. Hope you're proud of yourself.

@SW-User I ammmmm 😌

@SW-User I like it when they melt a little in the hot chocolate and go gooey

@SW-User

@SW-User

@SkeetSkeet I'll ship you

@SW-User I'm grateful for you. It's an honor to be friends