The worst date you ever had?

@AmbivalentFriability That’s like a sitcom! 🤣

@Straylight It was the dumbest shit! I wonder what the name of that podcast episode was going to be if they were going to interview one of his hookups. Bleh.

@AmbivalentFriability I need to know what kind of podcast it was now.
What if you did it and he was like, “We’re live with our next murder victim.” 😱

@Straylight I probably could have kicked his ass tbh 🤷

Also there was this guy who kept shoving his tongue so far into my mouth I literally gagged on it. When someone is moving away from you and turning their head away that doesn't mean you should just try harder to kiss them. 👍 Also he kept acting like I was trying to get in his pants when I wasn't. His pants were very welcome to stay on. We had a whole conversation about how we didn't want to rush into sex before even meeting. It was such a mess.

@AmbivalentFriability The tongue thing made me gag. 😆

@Straylight It was pretty awful. Cried in the car on my way home

@AmbivalentFriability I’d say guys are weird, but I think it’s just most people.

@Straylight Truly. I have had some of the worst conversations with women on dating apps. However I wouldn't be worried about them raping and murdering me.