Let’s pretend we’re dating for 15 mins and I’ll tell you how good of a partner you are on a scale of 1-5

Hehehe... couldn't help it... first thing that came to mind.

"Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear"

Happy 1 minute anniversary

Let's not...I'm old enough to be your dad...

👀 Alright, I'll go nap. And in fifteen minutes you can let me know how that goes. 👀

I'll bring a 4 pack of a craft beer thinking we can each have 2 in 15 minutes, so what's your pleasure?

I'm curious on this numbering scale

15 minutes? that's not even enough time for descent foreplay... 🤔

im already feeling suffocated

We’ll spend all 15 minutes binge watching Ben 10

Okay. If you want :) .

I want a divorce 👀

Let's not and say we did

Alright. Tell me.

Flex, let's go.

Ha. Ok.

Where would you like to eat for our first date? And would you like to catch a movie first for breaking the ice?