Do you have an account at any dating apps?

I have accounts at several. However, I always give up on them, because all dating apps run on the same model now. It's free to create an account, upload your image, and look at other people's accounts. But if you want to message people, or do anything else remotely meaningful, it costs extra. And by extra, I mean a subscription.

So yeah, you'll find my handsome face out there, but don't bother messaging me. I've given up on all of them.