Women, when looking for a new man, Instead of dating apps, dress up fancy

better to fake an illness go to the hospital and find a doctor. maybe he can't fix things around the house but he won't complain if you have to hire the guy from home depot

But guys are impressed when you go to Home Depot and you know exactly what you're looking for and can hold an intelligent conversation about items, power tools, screws- drywall or machine, types of wood, ply, particle, panel, tongue and groove and oak, maple, poplar cedar, what and where it's used, scanning down 2x4's looking to see the curve and how true it is ... Always surprising to workers there when you know what you're talking about.

I just went to Lowe's for some cement mortar 😄

Doesn’t seem to work for men though

I prefer Lowe's much more classy🙄

Plus already dated someone from Home Depot...didnt go well 🤦‍♀️

Sounds like the voice of experience??

Are you speaking from experience? 🤔

Actually, go in jeans and a t-shirt.

👍👍😂😂

You're after some hard wood, tell him, which you're planning to make use of tomorrow morning before breakfast?!

You sound very wise.

Lookin for some wood 🤭😉

The best place to find some good wood 😏

Nope.

Because then I've already set the standard of the relationship dynamic- that he's the smart one and I'm the idiot. Fuck that, whoever I'm with has to be able to handle and respect my intelligence.

then what? start caressing the wood?

Probably a good idea lol

oh hell yeah. pull up at the Taco Stand in your mini van, blasting mariachi. you'll soon have more hombres than you can fit in your bedroom..