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Women, when looking for a new man, Instead of dating apps, dress up fancy

Head down to the Home Depot, go to the lumber aisle and make sure to seem very confused
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F

Because then I've already set the standard of the relationship dynamic- that he's the smart one and I'm the idiot. Fuck that, whoever I'm with has to be able to handle and respect my intelligence.
@DearAmbellina2113 I was only joking though 😉
better to fake an illness go to the hospital and find a doctor. maybe he can't fix things around the house but he won't complain if you have to hire the guy from home depot
1pebbles · 56-60, F
But guys are impressed when you go to Home Depot and you know exactly what you're looking for and can hold an intelligent conversation about items, power tools, screws- drywall or machine, types of wood, ply, particle, panel, tongue and groove and oak, maple, poplar cedar, what and where it's used, scanning down 2x4's looking to see the curve and how true it is ... Always surprising to workers there when you know what you're talking about.
Nebula · 41-45, F
I just went to Lowe's for some cement mortar 😄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Nebula Hiding bodies again? 🤔
The best place to find some good wood 😏
Doesn’t seem to work for men though

jackpotato · 41-45, M
oh hell yeah. pull up at the Taco Stand in your mini van, blasting mariachi. you'll soon have more hombres than you can fit in your bedroom..
LilPrincess · 41-45, F
I prefer Lowe's much more classy🙄

Plus already dated someone from Home Depot...didnt go well 🤦‍♀️
Quimliqer · 61-69, MVIP
Sounds like the voice of experience??
jackpotato · 41-45, M
then what? start caressing the wood?
Ontheroad · M
Actually, go in jeans and a t-shirt.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Are you speaking from experience? 🤔
TheStarsareout · 56-60, M
Probably a good idea lol
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
HatterM · 46-50, M
You're after some hard wood, tell him, which you're planning to make use of tomorrow morning before breakfast?!
Jack4054 · 46-50, M
You sound very wise.
SalttyDawg · 70-79, M
Lookin for some wood 🤭😉

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