How much do I have to pay someone to sit on my lap

@Jokekilla thats so sweet 😔 id let you.

@Moosepantspatty and i would give you a hug too as i sit on your lap and give you little pecks

@Jokekilla thats really kind of you 🤗

@Moosepantspatty ill let you choose where you want the pecks 🤗😘

@Jokekilla dont tempt a man you dont know.

@Moosepantspatty Surprise me...i mean i am offering 😘😏

@Jokekilla im not so easy, you gotta get to know me first. Poetry is a good start.

@Moosepantspatty alright 😌.

I just... i suck at poetry. 😢😔

@Jokekilla [i]I[/i] write poetry silly

@Moosepantspatty Ohhhhhhhhhhh. You write poetry and i am a bio-chemist/forensics nerd.

@Jokekilla oh nice! Thats awesome!

@Moosepantspatty Yes. I do honestly love poetry. Very romantic tbh. Especially since i am a hopeless romantic.

@Jokekilla well, my poetry here, is a good place to start for one who wants to get closer to me, and find out about stretch marks 😅

@Moosepantspatty i've read some... you're an amazing writer

@Jokekilla thank you! Im glad you enjoyed. I guess you may be familiar with the reason for stretch marks than 😅