I’ve decided to proclaim myself king of Puerto Rico and begin our great patriotic war of independence against the US.

Mostly because I like rum, sunshine and latinas. Not always in that order. 🇵🇷

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Elessar · 26-30, M

As a first act, sanction your own music industry over having allowed Despacito to spread out of the country

Signed,
- E̵u̵r̵o̵p̵e̵ World

SW-User

@Elessar @TheLustyLordYes! That may be how they do it "down in Puerto Rico," but keep it there!