Native Americans, what did you think of the sky?

@SomeIrishPerson I tried 🤣

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Title: Sky tried to snag too
Review: sunset laid it on thick, all pink and purple like a rez auntie in her good skirt. i was mid-conversation with a girl and the damn rainbow came out flexing. she left with the rainbow. i’m still mad.

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Title: spirit animal department on point
Review: asked for guidance. hawk swooped down and took my sandwich. lesson learned i guess. coyote laughed from the ditch. Felt holy.

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Title: overdid it on the wind
Review: sky opened the windows and forgot to shut them. laundry ended up in the neighbor’s fence. i chased a towel across two yards. this is a formal complaint.

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Title: customer service ghosted me
Review: i set out tobacco. asked for a soft breeze. the sky said read the room and sent a full gust. my hair looked like i fought a small bear. communication could be better.

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Title: shade policy inconsistent
Review: asked for shade. got exactly none. my chair sank in the grass while the sun acted brand new. i’m brown already. this is just showing off.