Things couples say to each other that are guaranteed to end in divorce

'Leave the washing up darling, you can do it in the morning.'

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LadyBronte · 56-60, F

I forgot to tell you but I've accidentally been sleeping with someone else for the last three months. You can leave now. I have no more use for you.

Ironicman · 56-60, M

@LadyBronte accidentally sleeping with someone else? Not sure I would survive death on that one.

LadyBronte · 56-60, F

@Ironicman Yep. Difficult for sure