Things couples say to each other that are guaranteed to end in divorce

Your best friend is so much better in bed than you are!

I did sleep with my ex husband's best friend but was b4 we were even together.... I wudnt have divorced my ex over the washing up itself... he did fuck all overall 🤣 but wasn't the reason why we spilt up...

I forgot to tell you but I've accidentally been sleeping with someone else for the last three months. You can leave now. I have no more use for you.