Would you cut your own hand off for an insurance payout if you were guaranteed to succeed?

I’m glad you told me about this because I was just about to do it 🥵

Another reason why condoms can fail

I would not

Reminds me of:

Nope.

Of course not.
Some do that with fingers, an entire hand is new to me.

That is crazy!

No, and I hope I never become that desperate.

No, but I can’t get insurance

no, that's horrifying

Nope. I need both of mine.

I know guys who worked at a glass plant and for every knuckle got chopped off u got 2,500 some guys only had 6 fingers it was awful