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Jewish Wisdom

Gleaned from an email I received nine years ago and so appropriate for today.



A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.



So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.



"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?"



"Morris Feinberg," he replied.



"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."



"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"



"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims."



"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."



"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."



"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."



And finally "I pray that everyone will be happy".



"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"





"Like I'm talking to a f--k--g brick wall!"
SW-User
I'm imagining Myron Cohen telling that joke. He'd have nailed it.
Rusham · M
@SW-User he could well have. The thought gave me giggles
ServantOfTheGoddess · 61-69, M
That's a good version of this joke, except the Wall is not made of bricks, so I would edit that word out 🤓
Rusham · M
You made me Google :)
And this is what I found

meleke limestone stones

This section of wall is built from enormous meleke limestone stones. According to Jewish tradition and scripture, (2 Chronicles 3:1-2) the first temple was built by Solomon the son of David in 957 BCE and destroyed by the Babylonians in 586 BCE.


@ServantOfTheGoddess
ServantOfTheGoddess · 61-69, M
@Rusham yes, they are huge blocks of limestone that look golden in the sunlight.

 
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