Fried chicken is racist.

Black people just like to eat fried chicken as a microaggression against whites. The batter, made of white flour, is symbolic of our prosperity and essence. The occasional "wing sauce" is symbolic of our blood. And the term "wings" is symbolic of our progress. They eat all of this with WHITE MEAT. Altogether it symbolizes the black community overtaking and consuming everything that makes us, us.

Do the right thing. Don't eat the wing.