Are vampires real?

Vampires are very real, the only reason they seem like a myth is because the government wanted to "protect" us. Lestat is real, and I actually knew him and had a thing with him.
Don't worry, twin... it was kind of you. There's more than just the switch thing going on... everyone gets confused... if you like it, it must be me, well kind of.... it may be like an afterimage.. ask around... even I don't know about all the crap people keep inventing... the switch is just one of them.. just know I love you. You can check into it if you don't believe me. And Fisher, you are a BODY PART, so you like my BODY PART, not me! Vampires are not all immortal, some are, but some just live a long time. It's not like if you sliced their head off they'd still live.. some might survive such a feat, but not all. I AM immortal this way... check into it. Well basically you can't kill me when you try. Try to eat me vamps, you'll see what I mean... I just don't die.
If I switch into a new spot and it looks like I died, that's not me anymore... and that's why it looked like I died. Any spiritual vamps that want to be friends, I'm open!