I Believe In Unicorns
Once there was a little unicorn who kept getting her horn stuck in buildings. Uh-oh, the last place she got it stuck was a building with a cross outside. She thought it looked nice and there was a dove outside, and there might be other unicorns inside - it was worth looking.
This place had a lot of mules and a few dogs, and they made a lot of noise, and they said she was welcome but it turned out that she really wasn't. They just wanted whatever they could get from her.
The last time she went there, she saw another unicorn who was new. But as soon as they started exchanging stories the big mule who led that place started glaring at her very hard. I guess he was afraid of a unicorn takeover.
She left because it was just getting too weird, and these dogs and mules had systematically given her mixed messages about whether she was welcome or not. There were just too many strings attached.
Weeks later her teddy bear found one of the mules waving his arms and chanting stuff at the back of their apartment building. Yes it was definitely too weird.
This place had a lot of mules and a few dogs, and they made a lot of noise, and they said she was welcome but it turned out that she really wasn't. They just wanted whatever they could get from her.
The last time she went there, she saw another unicorn who was new. But as soon as they started exchanging stories the big mule who led that place started glaring at her very hard. I guess he was afraid of a unicorn takeover.
She left because it was just getting too weird, and these dogs and mules had systematically given her mixed messages about whether she was welcome or not. There were just too many strings attached.
Weeks later her teddy bear found one of the mules waving his arms and chanting stuff at the back of their apartment building. Yes it was definitely too weird.
