How to protect your house from zombies

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In the case of a "zombie apocalypse"...I'm going to Sam's Club.

Lots of varieties of food,
Clean Bathrooms and plenty of toilet paper,
Well stocked with grills, griddles and propane tanks,

And they won't let zombies in without a Club Card.....

LiLShrimp · 22-25, F

@Threepio Zombies got nothing on Sam’s Club 😤