All conspiracy theories are gay. But some are gayer than others.
To quote Hamlet, Who called 911?, That is the question.
Ever since the time of The Crusades, there have rumors concerning Senator's Lindsay Graham straighthood. The gays ( that's what my grandmother calls members of the lgbt community) ask:
If Lindsay Graham was not married, had no kids and lived alone, who made the 911 call the night he passed away.
The gays say, or rather imply, which is sort of like saying it without really saying it, that it was his secret gay lover who made that call.
Oh SNAP!!
The official story, according to Senator Tuberville, is that his former scheduler, who was now Lindsay Graham's current scheduler, was hanging out with his own current scheduler when Tuberville former scheduler, who is, or rather was, since the dude is dead, Graham's current scheduler, received a call from Mr Graham.
She, Graham's scheduler, says that she received a call from Lindsay in which he said he was having chest pains. At that point she asked him..
Yo! Did you call 911? To which he responded with , not yet, that's why I'm calling you!!
Hmmm Sus if you ask me.
So she stops all the scheduling she was doing and immediately calls 911.
She then turns to the other scheduler and they both decide to schedule another meeting for a later date.
In her statement, she says she immediately drove to Mr Grahams residency where she found the paramedics working on him.
Which really took her by surprise because him dying was definitely not on her schedule.
My question is...what about the other scheduler??
Is he gay???
That's the big question.
Ever since the time of The Crusades, there have rumors concerning Senator's Lindsay Graham straighthood. The gays ( that's what my grandmother calls members of the lgbt community) ask:
If Lindsay Graham was not married, had no kids and lived alone, who made the 911 call the night he passed away.
The gays say, or rather imply, which is sort of like saying it without really saying it, that it was his secret gay lover who made that call.
Oh SNAP!!
The official story, according to Senator Tuberville, is that his former scheduler, who was now Lindsay Graham's current scheduler, was hanging out with his own current scheduler when Tuberville former scheduler, who is, or rather was, since the dude is dead, Graham's current scheduler, received a call from Mr Graham.
She, Graham's scheduler, says that she received a call from Lindsay in which he said he was having chest pains. At that point she asked him..
Yo! Did you call 911? To which he responded with , not yet, that's why I'm calling you!!
Hmmm Sus if you ask me.
So she stops all the scheduling she was doing and immediately calls 911.
She then turns to the other scheduler and they both decide to schedule another meeting for a later date.
In her statement, she says she immediately drove to Mr Grahams residency where she found the paramedics working on him.
Which really took her by surprise because him dying was definitely not on her schedule.
My question is...what about the other scheduler??
Is he gay???
That's the big question.
