My new neighbor Zhorkan the Alien.

We have a new neighbor, his name is Zhorkan, and he's an alien.

I remember when my friend Bob asked me if I was ok with an alien moving next door.

I said,

What the hell bob!!

I said that as long as he wasn't gay, or brown, or trans, or from a different party, or a communist, or a Mexican, or poor, or cooked smelly foods, or a Muslim, or a Native American, or disable, or receiving benefits, I'm totally ok with it.

I said, Jesus Christ Bob, what do you take me for, some kind of a bigot??

Some people have a lot to learn.