All Americans are equal, but some Americans are more equal than others.

I'm talking about Heritage Americans in its Political context as used by the some of the Folks who consider themselves as the Super Duper Real Americans.

They use the term to distinguish those who have been here longer than more recent groups of immigrants.

Which makes sense to me.

If they have been here longer, they are more Americans than those Americans who have not been here as long, because they have had more time practicing being American than those Americans who are just learning to be Americans

You might be tempted to say...yeah but...what about the Native Americans, had they not been here longer??

Technically yes, but see, those were not Real Americans, they were Native Americans so they don't really count.

Also, Heritage Americans were not really immigrants, they were discoverers. They discovered shit that no one had discovered before.

Therefore, although it is true that all Americans are Equal, Heritage Americans are more equal than regular Americans..




Disclaimer:

This might sound crazy, you might even believe I'm making it up, and that no one truly believes that. But that's because you're not a Real American.