I hear we're making America great again. It's about time children start paying for their own education!

I never had no doctor or magician help me out when I was born, I grabbed myself by the combat boot laces and pulled me out of the sewer drain BY MY LONESOME!!! Then I walked downhill toward the vats of Mt. Doom where I got the black lung and rabies from digging up Lurtz out of the goo for 18 hours a day before making my way even deeper to the kintergarden fight pits where only the toughest red blooded Americans survived. I paid for that by myself, all 3 billion dollars of it on my 1 penny an hour compensation! Look where I ended up, I'm fine!!!

I'm tired of these sissy liberal pre-schoolers demanding MY money for THEIR Clinton News Network indoctrination! If a kid is too lazy to afford their own high school diploma like I did then they may as well be DEPORTED and NUKED!!!

Speaking of which, TWO BOMBS WASN'T ENOUGH unless we're talking about homicidal nuclear superpowers, then I can bend a knee in order to keep the peace in this highly skilled game of 4-D chess that involves setting high standards followed by backing down repeatedly and letting most of my pieces get taken off the board in order to encourage the brokering of peace deals. It's okay, I can be patient, no big deal. I'm a real nice guy, really.

Other than that, KILL EVERYBODY WHO OPPOSES MY INSANELY VIOLENT AND UNFORGIVING EXPLODEY VIEWS!!!

BRING BACK ALCATRAZ AND AUSCHWITZ!!!

🇺🇸 MAGA 🇺🇸