Super size that?

@DeluxedEdition naw tbe Italians statues for some reason all have small penises

@empanadas oh so being born in Italy makes your penis small 🤭🤭

@DeluxedEdition I’ve never been to Italy but I’ve heard the US has plenty of home grown small penises

@DeluxedEdition do tell us @Elessar

my poor eyes did nothing to deserve this @guerrilla

@empanadas To the classical Greeks large genitals were animalistic, bestial. They wanted to emphasize man's rational, noble qualities. So with their statues even the mighty Hercules was depicted with small genitals.

@empanadas In ancient times having a small penis was considered a perk, not a disadvantage, iirc

@DeluxedEdition@basilfawlty89 B*tch please



(And before anyone says this is biased/fake, we'd NEVER give the French that 0.1 inch advantage over us, if it was the case 😌)

@Elessar I dated two Italian guys before


Theres a very calculated reason why I harass you so much lmaooo 🤭🤗

@Elessar btw Ecuador is not correct. They got that shit confused with DR. Who are half Congolese

@empanadas Yes, but I'm too scared to question whoever saw so many d*cks per country to produce this graphic. I'll trust this publication and that's it 🥴

@Elessar I see what my problem is now. I was born in the wrong country. I'm moving to china