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Stonehenge...the Early Years

The Truth About Stonehenge 😆 🤣 😂

Shocking new evidence has come to light by the freelance forensic pathologist at the University of Edinburgh that did the research for the late Noel Hilliam.

An archaeological dig found that Māori discovered Britain before the British and built stone henge.

When the ancient British were making themselves swimming togs, Māori were building agile deep sea ocean going waka to circumnavigate the world.

Māori discovered the British and setup their civilisation for them and basically every thing they have is thanks to Māori.

According to the unnamed pathologist the ancient British were primitive savages and basically the enlightened Māori saved them from themselves.

Allegedly the government has been attempting to silence the whistleblower. Because they don’t want the public to know about the genuine skeletons in the cupboard Māori discovered Britain.

An embargo has been put on the Stone henge archeological site for 70 years by former British Prime minister Margaret Thatcher to bury the truth of a pre Māori settlement in Britain.

We discovered it and came home as it was too cold and rained all the time. 😆 🤣 😂

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Stephie · F Best Comment
What you obviously fail to tell (on purpose?) is the fact that on their way back to Māoriland (as it was called then) passing through the Northwest Passage (obviously since they circumnavigated the flat earth as it was known to the Māori)), they froze to death with just their groin cloth as sole protection against the freezing cold.

Unable to unthaw, they were unable to perform their celestial navigation and their waka went off course and landed on the Galapagos shores (yet another discovery of the Māori) and in a vain attempt to find their way back to Aotearoa, ended up becoming the figures we all know, the Stone Heads as a reference to their great feat of that time.



Now, in modern England, also known as the UK to the Māori, a group of younger men decided to commemorate that unknown event and in 1962 founded a folkloric group that they named the "Rolling Stones" to pay tribute to this little known Māori piece of history.
Stephie · F
@KiwiBird Thanks for BC. Yet another space on my wall gets filled...

Matt85 · 36-40, M
when i saw these pics:
i thought the brits built it
turns out they were just restoring it




So I can support the All Blacks now right?
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
If that was true, neither the Romans, nor the Vikings would have stood a chance.. And every line of Shakespeare would have ended in "eh."😷
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
So they crossed over 6,000 miles of open ocean from the tip of Brazil to England, paddling in 25 foot open canoes, gotcha 🤔
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@NativePortlander1970 The largest single hulled war waka were up to 40 metres in length and carried upwards of 80-100 warriors. Although the ocean going craft comprised smaller double hulled waka that had masts and sails. There navigation skills were extraordinary.

Waka is Māori for canoe.
ArtieKat · M
@KiwiBird But they still couldn't tell the difference between "there" and "their", "your" and "you're", margarine and butter ......... 🤗
@KiwiBird As Fozzie Bear says, waka waka waka 😁

 
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