Can we go on a date but you have to take me to Diverxo, Spain

@Elessar the plate looks edible

@Ferric67 If they bring you something like this answer: «the sample was good. Now bring in the actual thing»

@Elessar there's a local restaurant that does this
but they bring you as much wine as you'd like and about forty items to sample

@Elessar YOU GO FOR THE EXPERIENCE 😌

@Younameit I rather go to the local diner and experience being fed.

@MethDozer it’s a 3 Michelin star restaurant!!!

@Younameit The experience of getting robbed €100 for eating one (1) tortellino 😬

@Younameit I don't care how boujee and trendy it is.

@Younameit The fact that we're trusting a French tire company to judge restaurants says everything that needs to be said!

@Elessar Oh but it is a Mediterranean asian fusion tortellino pan seared in mallard duck fat, drizzled in a truffled demi glac reduction of byzantine balasamic vinegar and chilean red wine and flambed with a metering of Greek ouzo

@Elessar Stop hating the french 🤚

@MethDozer That sounds yummy 🥰

@Younameit I'm not hating them.. just saying, would you go to a restaurant because Good Year gave it 3 stars? 🙂‍↔

@Elessar we'll go for a pizza later, just pretend now

@Elessar I trust Pirreli

@Boeing Yeah, that'll be €12 for the consolation pizza and €794.00 for the tortellino experience

@Elessar No, because that doesn’t sound French, if sounds french I trust it 😌

@Elessar Over $700 only if you choose to drink wine 😶

@Younameit PT Barnum was right

@MethDozer Hater 🥸

@Younameit I have French ancestry.

@Younameit I'm starting to think I'm the only m*ron here still working when I could be learning some Salt Bae moves and charge tourists €700 for a shrimp and supermarket grade prosecco