BackDoor Tartan MeshGuard, The Scottish Solution to Bedroom Blunders
Tired of your partner going off route during those passionate Highland romps? Worried your “private glen” might get mistaken for a layby?
Fear no slip, no trip, and nae unexpected entry, thanks to the revolutionary BackDoor Tartan MeshGuard!
Crafted with industrial strength tartan mesh, this high security bum barrier keeps your back passage safe while still letting the breeze through like a well aired kilt!
✅ So breathable it’ll have your cheeks clapping in applause ✅ Tight fit approved by Scottish plumbers ✅ Breathable enough to make your backside blow like a Highland piper on pay day ✅ Tested to withstand even the most enthusiastic Highland flings in bed
Now you can finally relax and enjoy your bedtime adventures without the fear of any unwanted rear incursions or accidental Highland explorations.
Remember! Protect your glen, secure your rear, and keep the bedtime cheer!
Ask for BackDoor Tartan MeshGuard at your nearest romantic supply shop “For when you cannae trust his aim after a few drams!”
