I Wonder If Anyone Scottish Has Really Had These Said To Them?

Stereotypical...

'Freeeeedom!'
For some reason telling someone you are Scottish often brings out a terrible Mel Gibson Braveheart impression.

'What do you wear under your kilt?'
You might not want a demonstration of that.

'Scotchman'.
No. Scotch is the whisky, ‘Scots’ is the woman. Or man. Don’t call us Scotch!

'You're Scottish? I bet you like a drink?'
Well...

'I’m 1/10th Scottish on my father’s side, half removed!'
.. And think that means something.

'What kind of animal is the haggis'?
Away an bile yer heid..