GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
No more kilts for Seamus.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I find everything about this to be tragic.
@DrWatson even worse that it was self inflicted
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SooperSarah He was so fixated on his sexual fantasy that it never occurred to him that a real dog would not be following his script.
bijouxbroussard · F
There’s a poster here who may very well meet this fate, if he doesn’t get help. 😒
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@bijouxbroussard me thinks the algorithm is sparing me from seeing this person
bijouxbroussard · F
@JustGoneNow I feel the same. Animals can’t consent.
@SooperSarah I’ll PM you.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP
Wait... What???
🤦♀️
🤦♀️
Djac17 · 22-25, M
This person had the wrong idea when it came to "Doggy style"
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
One of those F around and find out moments 🙄
@Silentpleasure he found out alright
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@SooperSarah I can almost imagine the panic that set in when that dog bit down 😰
@Silentpleasure and each additional time it bit down... shook its head...
LeopoldBloom · M
Natural selection in action. This guy won't be passing down that trait.
TexChik · F
Was the dog's name Munch ?
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
They couldn't put the junk back on.. but how did they get it back?...
@caPnAhab even a dog doesn't want it in its mouth
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
@SooperSarah
that's narsty 🤮
that's narsty 🤮
TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F
I dont have a dick but my dick felt this 😖
@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart good point.
@JustGoneNow he asked for it when he put peanut butter on his junk
@SooperSarah oh yeah, 💯
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Karma
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Weird!
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
The Darwin Award!
SatyrService · M
Out of the Gene Pool!
Glossy · F
@SatyrService Sexual fantasies aren't covered by the gene pool concept.
SatyrService · M
Unless they become reality @Glossy

SW-User
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SW-User
omfg... i almost just puked. couldn't get past the headline. help me, Jesus
@SW-User sorry!

SW-User
@SooperSarah it's okay. it's truncated now 🤗
Holy fuck.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
*cringes somewhat awfully* wtffff that's what I imagined could happen, like what if it doesn't let go, holy shit that's terrifying 🫣
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I laughed because this person sounds like they are a SW user.
Like WTF
Like WTF
@iamonfire696 I swear I remember something similar happening in like kentucky years ago, minus the peanut butter.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F