If England is 6 hours ahead of the USA, how come they can’t tell us the future?

The first time I was in Europe, I called my Grandson in, for me, the middle of the night. He asked me lots of silly questions and I gave him lots of silly questions. And he made a time travel joke, so I told him in the future, when it was 1:45 AM his time, it would be dark! My bad jokes are why Im his favorite.

I’m in Australia and I will tell you my future is bright

How about we move to New Zealand? We would have better chances. 🔮 😌

What about Australia

They're selfie.

Another blonde joke🤣

There's a learning curve, to do with the curve of the earth's globe-like shape.

We don't have one.

there behind the times