You know you’re in Canada when …

I don't know about Canada, but you know you're in Massachusetts when there's a Dunkin's every quarter mile.

Tim Hortons tried to open stores here for a while but we're loyal people and we stuck with our Dunk's so little Timmy tucked tail and scurried back up north! 🤣

Some french hobo lowers a styrofoam cup from a fishing rod infront of you to put coins in, because he is too lazy to beg from the sidewalk.

When they bottle water and call it beer

When people say 'aboat' and 'eh?'.

So true.

And if you are in Hamilton, Ontario there is maybe two street corners in the entire city without a Tim Hortons and that was 25 years ago so that might be solved now. lol

People complain about being characterized as polite and clean by Americans...while being polite about it and making neither fuss nor muss.

I hate Tim Hortons.

you know you're in canada when you can't think of an answer to this post because the high grade skunk weed we grew on the west coast in the 80s definitely did something to our brains 😵‍💫

You know you’re in Canada when you’re on the phone talking about the world and you just want to be in a different country 😄

Poutine swimming in Molson. Conner McDsvid jerseys.

When you see a sign "Celine Dion free since 1995"

🤔 ... you see a road sign saying:

'You are now entering Canada'

Y thank u 🍁🍁🍁... 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

You Know You're in Las Vegas When...

You drive with oven mitts on

Your seat Buckle could double as a torture device in summer

You park by shade at the store, not by how close the doors are

Road asphalt is always in a liquid state during summer

There's a nest of road runners in your backyard

You have to check your shoes for scorpions after a day at Lake Mead

@beermeplease