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My certificate

I am not joking, but the most item that I am not sure as to how I will transport with me to Canada is my freaking certificate!!!! 🥔🤷‍♀️ Who the phuk makes a certificate that is sized 56cm x 43cm???

I certainly can't pack it in a suitcase and can't ship it separately, idk if it is safe or if it can be shipped. The only thing I could think of, is to carry the phuking tube with me on the plane for +14 hrs flight!!! Aside from that, It will certainly look suspicious as hell! Who goes on a plane with a huge tube! Or going through security with that thing! They'd be like; she is too proud, she is carrying it around 🥔🤦‍♀️


Does anyone have a better suggestion?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F Pinned Comment
I am such an idiot who has no sense of measurements 🥔🤷‍♀️

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme No 🥔😡
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@metaldog Of course. Is it Degbeme? Gladly 🥔😚
Degbeme · 70-79, M

SW-User
ship it is all i can think. that is a huge certificate, yo. maybe you could get a digital copy of it for safekeeping if something happens in transit? jc, that thing is unwieldy!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User That fly is for the cat.
SW-User
@Degbeme a gift for kitty will get you forgiveness every time! 🤗 nice play...
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User 🤗
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
I'ma dying laughing here, tis feckin tiny compared to yer case...
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@BittersweetPotato I legit thought this was gonna be so huge it'd need to go in diagonally! Yet again I'ma disappointed by a phallic looking object...
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@AntisocialTroll 🤣🤣🥔 It is too small, such a disappointment 🥔🥴
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@AntisocialTroll That`s okay I laughed at her too. A lot! 😬
Degbeme · 70-79, M
✂️ ... 🤭
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme DO NOT CUT IT IN HALF.. THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER 🥔😡
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
I think you’re right, you’ll have to carry it.
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Stick the tube in yer suitcase!
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Onestarlitnight I am thinking of telling them though 🤣🥔
@BittersweetPotato
You're hilarious! But it might be a fun way to get a smile out of everyone 😊
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@AntisocialTroll

Sexy underwear 🥔😌
Ducky · 31-35, F
Damn… I didn’t even know they made them that big.

You could try mailing it to yourself.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Ducky I am not saying that I will need one to have it mailed, I am saying I worry that it would arrive before or after I had left the location where I mailed it, since it is not permanent.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@BittersweetPotato Oh, gotcha. In that case, what about a friend or a workplace you could ask to send it to?
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@BittersweetPotato If you send it 'General Delivery" to a post office near where you will be staying the post office will hold it until you show up to get it. It stays in the post office.
Doesn't it fit in that giant suitcase?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales At first I thought it won't fit.. but now I think it would, but I was worried about taking up the space for nothing and the certificate getting damaged.. but I had some suggestions below that I will try.
@BittersweetPotato see..it does fit😀
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales with a lot of empty space too 🥔🤣
How bloody ridiculous
Why can't you pack it in your suitcase?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Onestarlitnight I feel it won't fit, it will take a huge space and the certificate might get damaged.
Classified · M
Fit the certificate around your leg and get a new tube there? 👀
22x 16 inches is what you described
Sequoia51 · 70-79, M
Mail it to your new address.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Nanori Gotta watch out for paper cuts. 😬
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme That's the least of my worries 🥔🥴🥺
Nanori · F
@BittersweetPotato don't be such a wuss

 
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