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My certificate

I am not joking, but the most item that I am not sure as to how I will transport with me to Canada is my freaking certificate!!!! 🥔🤷‍♀️ Who the phuk makes a certificate that is sized 56cm x 43cm???

I certainly can't pack it in a suitcase and can't ship it separately, idk if it is safe or if it can be shipped. The only thing I could think of, is to carry the phuking tube with me on the plane for +14 hrs flight!!! Aside from that, It will certainly look suspicious as hell! Who goes on a plane with a huge tube! Or going through security with that thing! They'd be like; she is too proud, she is carrying it around 🥔🤦‍♀️


Does anyone have a better suggestion?
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BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F Pinned Comment
I am such an idiot who has no sense of measurements 🥔🤷‍♀️

BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme No 🥔😡
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@SW-User Of course. Is it Degbeme? Gladly 🥔😚
Degbeme · 70-79, M

SW-User
ship it is all i can think. that is a huge certificate, yo. maybe you could get a digital copy of it for safekeeping if something happens in transit? jc, that thing is unwieldy!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User That fly is for the cat.
SW-User
@Degbeme a gift for kitty will get you forgiveness every time! 🤗 nice play...
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User 🤗
Degbeme · 70-79, M
✂️ ... 🤭
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme DO NOT CUT IT IN HALF.. THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER 🥔😡
Degbeme · 70-79, M
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
I'ma dying laughing here, tis feckin tiny compared to yer case...
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@BittersweetPotato I legit thought this was gonna be so huge it'd need to go in diagonally! Yet again I'ma disappointed by a phallic looking object...
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@AntisocialTroll 🤣🤣🥔 It is too small, such a disappointment 🥔🥴
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@AntisocialTroll That`s okay I laughed at her too. A lot! 😬
SW-User
I think you’re right, you’ll have to carry it.
Doesn't it fit in that giant suitcase?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales At first I thought it won't fit.. but now I think it would, but I was worried about taking up the space for nothing and the certificate getting damaged.. but I had some suggestions below that I will try.
@BittersweetPotato see..it does fit😀
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales with a lot of empty space too 🥔🤣
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Nanori Gotta watch out for paper cuts. 😬
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme That's the least of my worries 🥔🥴🥺
Nanori · F
@BittersweetPotato don't be such a wuss
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Stick the tube in yer suitcase!
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Onestarlitnight I am thinking of telling them though 🤣🥔
@BittersweetPotato
You're hilarious! But it might be a fun way to get a smile out of everyone 😊
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@AntisocialTroll

Sexy underwear 🥔😌
Why can't you pack it in your suitcase?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Onestarlitnight I feel it won't fit, it will take a huge space and the certificate might get damaged.
Sequoia51 · 70-79, M
Mail it to your new address.
22x 16 inches is what you described
Classified · M
Fit the certificate around your leg and get a new tube there? 👀
Ducky · 31-35, F
Damn… I didn’t even know they made them that big.

You could try mailing it to yourself.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Ducky I am not saying that I will need one to have it mailed, I am saying I worry that it would arrive before or after I had left the location where I mailed it, since it is not permanent.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@BittersweetPotato Oh, gotcha. In that case, what about a friend or a workplace you could ask to send it to?
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@BittersweetPotato If you send it 'General Delivery" to a post office near where you will be staying the post office will hold it until you show up to get it. It stays in the post office.
SW-User
How bloody ridiculous

 
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