I identify as a sloth, so don't expect any work done.

Don't schedule the round two next week, I will be away from the city.

I'm not sure if I want to live in this city long-term yet.

...because you know, I recently got married (woman)

When is the earliest I can take a leave?

I had some bad health issues last year and hope it won't come back again

Next week Monday at 8 AM? How long will it take? I'm going to another interview at 10 AM.

My former boss was really hard to get along with

My co-workers are jealous of me

When can I take vacation

How often do we get raises

"I'm sorry, it is correct on my CV that I live in Anfield"

Can we hurry up? The football game starts in 30 minutes.

Do you know a Steve Hothron? He used to work here was a real psychopath...Oh, sorry, didn't recognize you there, Steve...

My Hobbies? I like to collect lint and chew bacon fat.

I can only work 3 hours a week and need a half-hour break for lunch. Is that cool?

What do I want from this job? Money, duh.

No I will NOT work weekends, I have a life you know!!!

Sone of my family wanna get off the dole too, can you provide any well paid openings for them too?

thanks for coming. have a seat.

I can’t start till next week bc my trial for sexual assault starts tomorrow

@Justmeraeagain

Tell them you think Sherrone Moore (ex Michigan coach) is your ideal employee

Do you have an Onlyfans account?

Your receptionist is really hawt.

Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

A: Doing your job.