I legit think there should be a Vegemite awareness day for non Australians

That its not Nutella, so stop spreading it like it was Nutella,

Use the v-mite sparingly with a butt ton of butter, and you won't be left traumatised after tasting it for the first time

I see how some people be spreading that stuff when they first try it, and I'm like bro,
Not even Aussies are game enough to eat it like that 🫠