as a veteran once I remember an ex was saying how she thought the military was smart...

Then I showed her a video of someone in Afghanistan I knew pretending to be a turkey while holding an inflated latex glove over his head.

She changed her mind immediately. She said to turn off the video. "Why?"

"Because that is so stupid"

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Convivial · 26-30, F

I've never been in any armed forces but I think when in danger you're allowed to go a bit crazy

unsociableAnthony

@Convivial oh they crazy alright...holy shit

AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M

@Convivial it’s more like you are crazy to begin with , then look for a job (navy seals delta special forces etc..) that sees craziness as an asset

Convivial · 26-30, F

@unsociableAnthony it's either that or go mad....

unsociableAnthony

@nonsensiclesnail and even he didn't just make the turkey gobble sound but after a few gobbles he screamed "I'M A TURKEEeeeeEY!!!!" at us

Just so you can understand the whole vibe here.

Just for clarity.

LeGrotesque · 46-50, F

I've known a LOT of absolute idiots who were in the military.

AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M

The army corp of engineers has fucked up many waves on the east coast with sand dredging for coastal restoration. Screw those guys !

unsociableAnthony

@AthrillatheHunt (Off topic: That is actually really a civilian organization though

I was even interviewed to work there once when I got out of the army as a cost estimator.

I remember even they called me the day after I applied and they said, "we just wanted to make sure you were really interested in this job and just didn't apply as an accident" lol

And the truth is that it WAS an accident. I was just applying there to see how the federal job resume maker on the website worked.)

AthrillatheHunt · 56-60, M

@unsociableAnthony it has the word army in it. Screw those guys !

unsociableAnthony

@AthrillatheHunt yea it has the word army in it but they just kidding basically

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