I should start a service where I message people on your behalf for a fee of course meaning I want your coins. I'm a leprechaun gimme that gold!

Have someone you hate and you want me to tell them how much you hate them? I can do that.

Tired of a perv bothering you I can tell them to get lost.

Find someone cute but are too shy to slide into those dm's I can be your wingman.

I swear I'm a gold mining genius here.