I knew someone who worked as a bailiff, the stories and excuses people come up with are pretty phenomenal.

Absolutely true of course.

Typical

I believe her, let her go.

I hate when that happens

now watch them disappear up my nose from the next gust...

TA-DA

thats a wild story, she must have forgotten that you kinda need to prove it.

Reminds me of the guy that was busted for drugs in his pants


They ain't my pants

Beware Florida man, Florida woman is coming for your meme crown

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