Why does everyone think I'm Alabamian when I don't feel like one?
Poll - Total Votes: 21
You're definitely Tennessean not Alabamian
You have that stardust glow in your eyes and the beauty
You look Tennessean when I saw you last time, your sewer stinks like ours
You're too beautiful to be Tennessean that's why, you have beautiful Alabama skin
It's in your good looks and DNA and the way you talk
I saw you before you are so beautiful, I couldn't stop staring, too beautiful to be a mortal so Bama
You're not a mortal but an Alabamian goddess with a stardust made body so not a mistake
You're definitely Tennessean don't let them tell you you're a banjo clog and buck dance Alabamian
You're definitely Tennessean 100% sure, your sewer stinks like ours Alabama sewers dont stink bad
Do you clog do you buck dance, can you play a mandolin banjo or eat rock candy, if no you're not one
You're definitely Tennessean, your septic tank smells like a pig pen and ammonia straight up death
Can you clog, can you buck dance, can you play mandolin or banjo have a sweet tooth if not, no
Alabamians tend to have very sweet tooths and love fruits and candy, Tennesseans love meat
You're a Tennessean, you love meat like us, Alabamians have sweet tooths and sweet swampy sewers
You're an Alabamian, accept it, you come from the stars, embrace your clogging heritage
You're Alabamian accept it, you can probably play a banjo mandolin faster than me and clog too
You have those beautiful Alabama cheekbones embrace your Alabama sweet tooth
You're Alabamian accept it, you are made of stardust and a god not clay, no wonder you love sweets
You have those beautiful cheekbones, and smell good too, bet you love banjos and carrot cake too
It's in your DNA and why you have a great sweet tooth and love music, you can't deny it
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