Walking with a friend, minding my business and some dude sitting on a bin whips out a small laminated paper in front of us.

We both jump because it was very sudden, with the third friend completely oblivious because it was also loud and busy.

It said Jesus on it. Nothing more.

He didn't even say anything and sat there straight faced. The absurdity of him sitting on a bin with a sign that can only be read if you're standing right next to him and him whipping it out from his jacket like it's a gun right in front of our faces made both of us turn to each other and then back to him only to laugh.

Had us initially ducking and dodging thinking I was about to get stabbed by Jesus.

Anyway, I'm sure you're nice Jesus bin dude, but you should maybe reconsider your routine.