what jesus went though to save you from hell

"Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ who are you what have you sacrificed?"

Come on man, he's god. What did he give up? What's a few hours on a cross to god? Or a few billion years for that matter?

Ah, yes. That time that God killed himself by sacrificing himself to himself to save me from himself, so that he wouldn't have to throw me into the place he invented. Good times, good times.

Bullshit