Are there any Christians on here who believe the rapture is coming tomorrow and want to pay pal me like $10,000.00?

Obviously more if you have it because you won't be needing it.
I don't know how long money will still be useful after y'all get taken up into the bosom of the Lord but it can't hurt.

So please, if you're convinced the Rapture is tomorrow, send some charity my way.
Thanks in advance!