ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M
The Bible!? How dare you speak of that book of lies!? Only the Holy and Perfect Gliberoo is the true word of our creator, Farblesnozz! For it is written in Tihsllub 1:1-5:
1. And Farblesnozz spake unto the people, saying, "Transcribe My words, and hold them sacred and true, for they are perfect and holy. 2. And you shall call the book which you will write the Holy And Perfect Gliberoo, for it is My perfect message." 3. And one man, Streborbob, did take up the task of copying the sacred words of Farblesnozz, though it took him sixty-nine years, 4. and lo, when Streborbob had finished, he found he had not aged a day. 5. For this is the power of Farblesnozz.
1. And Farblesnozz spake unto the people, saying, "Transcribe My words, and hold them sacred and true, for they are perfect and holy. 2. And you shall call the book which you will write the Holy And Perfect Gliberoo, for it is My perfect message." 3. And one man, Streborbob, did take up the task of copying the sacred words of Farblesnozz, though it took him sixty-nine years, 4. and lo, when Streborbob had finished, he found he had not aged a day. 5. For this is the power of Farblesnozz.
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TheWildEcho · 61-69, M
@SW-User yes, youre certainly right there. Ive been on this site a while and received hate, insults and mocking just because of my faith. Every time it just confirms the truth of the bible that we are in a spiritual war, Satan doesnt like it if you share your faith
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@TheWildEcho you have to wonder if its not satan what causes this seemingly involuntarily action. Why wouod an educated intellectual feel to need to resort to middle school bully tactics if its not satan working through them.
TheWildEcho · 61-69, M
@SW-User exactly
SparkleLeaf · 51-55, T
It's a great source of family values.
"Besides, she really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife."
-- Father Abraham speaking at Genesis 20:12, NIV
"Besides, she really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife."
-- Father Abraham speaking at Genesis 20:12, NIV
saintsong · 41-45, F
Because of it's truths, I can hear Heaven even in this lifetime for over the past decade!
Umile · 41-45, F
It's a good book.
The Book.
I need to read more of it before O go off the deep end.
The Book.
I need to read more of it before O go off the deep end.
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SparkleLeaf · 51-55, T
