"God created man in his own image, Male and female created he them." Gen 1:27

It’s a good thing he created men in his own image and not women. I mean I love the long grey beard god but I don’t think it would suit me 🤔🤔🤪

By the love of my parents.

I was created through sex. I'd rather not picture my parents doing it.

He did a pretty good job with Me I think, Too.

How was I created? Well it's pretty bizarre actually. That God person sure has a weird sense of humor.

That's a good question.
We inherit more of our mothers genes right? Or else it is Both.
What's the right answer to this question?

Instantly.

Obnoxious, pushy, opinionated, ready to fight... MALE!!💪😎

Me? Old pinball machine parts.

So you’re saying that your god is both male and female... a hermaphrodite