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Stressedout · 31-35, F
And be like oh sorry I thought you was the hooker
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Tell them you want a sister wife.
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R3dP4Nd4 · 31-35, F
Well, they definitely weren’t invited. 😅😅@AnExcelllentJest
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theAlchemist · 56-60, M
Tell them you only accepted their book of mormon because you were out of toilet paper.......
R3dP4Nd4 · 31-35, F
It was during the plandemic too! @theAlchemist
Stressedout · 31-35, F
Answer the door naked with a shotgun in your hand 🧤
R3dP4Nd4 · 31-35, F
@Stressedout though a hilarious mental picture, I’ll probably refrain from that 🤣🤣
Stressedout · 31-35, F
@R3dP4Nd4 boooooring.
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You'll have to be very very firm and straight up tell them I do not want you to come here anymore. They will probably start mailing you their watch towers
bijouxbroussard · F
@SW-User Aren’t the Watchtowers from Jehovah’s Witnesses ? 🤔
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@R3dP4Nd4 No that's the worst, You should put a sign out too saying if you're Mormon don't ring my bell 🔔
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@bijouxbroussard Yes they are I used to get them both. I just lump the two together because they both are super aggressive
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Mormons are among the nicest people to deal with. If you tell them straight to stop coming, they will. But if you try to be polite and tell them they are wasting their time, they will take it as a challenge. Make sure they get that they are wasting YOUR time. (And dont feed them)
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Nobody00 · F
Just put a sign “Has been raptured. No one home”
nowic2 · 61-69, M
A simple, Not interested, thank you. To everything they say will get the message across. You may need to say it a few times but just keep repeating it. It's worked for me.
All the best. 😊
All the best. 😊
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
When they come to the door next stand in front of them foaming at the mouth and urinating yourself. Worked for me.
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@AndysLoft bloody Christians
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@SW-User I know, what have they ever done for us eh?...Oh, wait, that is from something else.
toddr13 · 46-50, M
I worked with a reformed LDS member (her description) and she told me that if I answer the door drinking coffee and holding a cigarette, they would flee. LOL I don't smoke, but I had some rather earnest young Mormons who were persistent, so I made sure to have coffee and cigarettes when they came next, and they didn't return, nor have I had any others since.
MrMonotone · 31-35, M
My old roommate and I had a bottle tree...a tree like yard ornament made of rebar and liquor bottles...they knew not to bother lol
Pfuzylogic · M
Make insulting observations of the Osmond Brothers.
littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M
Shave your head and eyebrows and tell them you already are a monk.
Deadish · 31-35, M
You mean the ones usually try to help you out with stuff? Might be missing out on some free labor 😉
cycleman · 61-69, M
Present them with "The Book Of Morons"
Be careful though. they might be gone for a little while and then be back on some saving day for you.
Be careful though. they might be gone for a little while and then be back on some saving day for you.
Briansbrain · 56-60, M
I had a similar problem with jehovah's witnesses until i saw them coming and answered the door naked and kept asking questions so they couldn't leave 🤣
Elessar · 26-30, M
"No thank you, we worship only Satan here"
Nobody00 · F
...and Jehovah Witnesses 🤕🙏
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How do you remove a bone from a dog
bijouxbroussard · F
Other than telling them directly to stop coming, I can’t think of anything. I always asked them if they still thought black people were descended from Ham and cursed with dark skin. Some would insist blacks are members of their church, to which I would repeat my question about their beliefs. After awkward silences, they’d generally leave. They long since stopped coming around.
R3dP4Nd4 · 31-35, F
@bijouxbroussard interesting. I didn’t know they believed that
bijouxbroussard · F
@R3dP4Nd4 They have “revelations” occasionally where the teachings change—for example now black men can join the priesthood. But that wasn’t always the case.
empanadas · 31-35, M
put a devil pentagram on your door saying this is the house of Satan
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I once stopped Jehovah's Witnesses from coming back to my house.
They asked if I had to time to talk with them about the gospel of our Lord jesus christ.
I replied "I'd love to talk with you about the gospel of our Lord jesus Christ but tbh I'm really high. So maybe now isn't the best time"
Never saw them again.
They asked if I had to time to talk with them about the gospel of our Lord jesus christ.
I replied "I'd love to talk with you about the gospel of our Lord jesus Christ but tbh I'm really high. So maybe now isn't the best time"
Never saw them again.