New Pope Chosen...

I hope it's like the 70's chase flicks. Remember, every sheriff they ran into was a total no nonsence black dude

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Thrust · 56-60, M

From Chicago. And Villanova

I'm glad I heard Augustinian, not Jesuit. Villanova a Jesuit school and they are uber woke

Thrust · 56-60, M

In college we got our dean from Villanova 😱

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Thrust

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson tweeted: "Everything dope, including the Pope, comes from Chicago!"

Leave it to a Chicago pol... 🙄

Thrust · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell

He couldn't be more of a 5th rate stereotype if he was a Baretta stoolie 🤡

He's not sensible enough to be Huggy Bear

Barefooter25 · 46-50, M

It looks like some federal district judge in Seattle just ordered the Cardinals to go back to the Conclave and to keep deliberating. 😄

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PatKirby · M

@Thinkerbell

Trump the First!

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@PatKirby

There once was a Trumpian pope,
And the wokesters, they almost lost hope.
They said, each in turn,
"Let's riot and burn!"
But the Trumpian pope, he said "Nope."

PatKirby · M

@Thinkerbell

If Trump assumed the Papacy
Wokesters would freak out so Bigly
In the streets they would Panic
But Trump's troops wouldn't have It
So they'd hide at home behind Mommy!

PatKirby · M

The name may indicate his leanings. If the new guy chooses the name "Pope Pius XIII" that may indicate a very strong conservative. If he chooses something like "John XXIV" he'll probably be liberal. If it's "Pope Francis II" that dude's going to be as woke or worse than Francis I was.