Why did JD Vance kill the Pope?

Bumbles · 2025-04-21T05:17:44-04:00

Pope - Why did JD Vance kill the Pope? (14 replies).

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HootyTheNightOwl

I was about to chew you out for not being funny when I first read this... but you're right, Pope Francis is dead.

SW-User

Inappropriate, maybe?

Bumbles · 51-55, M

@SW-User I hope so

LeopoldBloom · M

Francis was so horrified that a man like Vance was a Catholic, he felt a mistake had been made, and he had to consult with his boss right away.

deadinternet

he dropped him.

OlderSometimesWiser · F

Was just the final straw when Vance relayed Trump’s message that the last papal conclave was rigged and he was coming after his job.

LeopoldBloom · M

@OlderSometimesWiser If Trump converts to Catholicism, technically they could pick him. The only requirement for Pope is to be a baptized Catholic male. It doesn't have to be a Cardinal although it usually is.

OlderSometimesWiser · F

@LeopoldBloom May not be a Cardinal but he does have that bird’s nest on his head. 🪺

sstronaut

The imperialism has begun

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tenente · 36-40, M

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