Why did JD Vance kill the Pope?

I was about to chew you out for not being funny when I first read this... but you're right, Pope Francis is dead.

Inappropriate, maybe?

he dropped him.

The imperialism has begun

Was just the final straw when Vance relayed Trump’s message that the last papal conclave was rigged and he was coming after his job.

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