How do I get a peanut out of my bed 🤔

Marta · 2019-05-07T10:06:56-05:00

Military & Army - How do I get a peanut out of my bed 🤔 (20 replies).

ANewCovenant · 56-60, M

Ask Charles Schultz....he should know what to tell you!

jjoe01 Best Comment

Eat it 😋

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

And they say size don´t matter...🤣
Next time, drive test before bed.

BozoBoy · 36-40, M

Well invite me over. I’ll get to the bottom of this mess. I’m a private investigator and I’ll also investigate your privates

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

“Come here, Peanut!”
(my in-laws used to have a cat named Peanut)

meJess · F

Ask nicely

SW-User

Vacuum!!

SW-User

Hire a squirrel

DrSunnyTheSkeptic · 26-30, M

You find it, you grab it and you throw it out of the window.

SW-User

Pick it up and drop it outside of your bed.

firefall · 61-69, M

just tell it to go. Or burn the bed and get a new one :)

Thingschange4444 · 56-60, M

Flick it. Or buy a monkey

SpaceJesus · 41-45

Thrash around madly until it relocates