These jackanapes had better hurry up and make a decision on this new hire

They said they'd have one for me by Monday morning. It's right before the lunch hour as I'm typing this and there hasn't been a single word from them all day. I went and gave them a call and they were all apologetic for not getting back to me and saying they just want to make sure they're choosing carefully. You kidding me? They had all frickin' weekend to do that! While I don’t fault them for their cautious approach, I still teeter on the verge of losing my patience. 💢